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WARNING:
According to Business
magazine review: The following items' sales have been
doubled after the release of this movie.
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Cottons
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Zandu balm
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Itch guard
-Caution
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After
the major downfall of Ajith's tirupathi by its director..per
..per ..perarasu….he was thinking who could he terminate next
and ..yes….he got our captain and that's the evolution of a
legendary universal(tamil) film "DHARMAPURI"…
Precautionary steps to watch this film:
1.Four pieces of cotton…(2 to keep in ears…and the rest 2 will
be kept in our noses after we watch the film fully)
2. zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original time bomb.
3. itch guard (b'cos paadhi padam paarthu namaku udambellam
pull'arikum').
Actors:
Captain Vijaykanth(3/ 4 screen…),Heroine-achacho paavam(not even
4 scenes including songs),comedy. .all scenes where captain
comes becomes comedy to the core.
All other vetti actors(donno what they do ½ time).
Moments of the film:
1.Captain's intro:----- NO ever Indian..oops. .hollywood film
could ever try such imagination to project his hero to this
level as perarasu does.(u deserve an applause..). while all his
partymen,first bench fans,wait for his entry in screen..there
comes captain to save a minister's girl from a rowdy in
rameswaram.. rowdy threatens everyone including policemen nearby
with his gun and no one goes near him(obvious. .)Captain looks
at him,goes nearhim barehanded. The rowdy warns him 3
times(Indian cinema rule..not more than 3) and then shoots at
him..the bullet hits vijaykanth's chest…and reflects back and
hits the rowdy's chest and kills him…Please wait…don't get
astonished.then he takes out the "archani plate"he hids in his
shirt(what a archanai thattu..if u can get for 10 rs.it acts as
bullet proof and cd save ur life).
Advice to all military forceslease dismantle all ur bullet proof
shields and get archanai thattu's for them. cost cutting one.
2. Most of the film people are doing silly things and no body
including captain understands why they r doing such thing. If
time permits captain gets his costume change and starts
performing exercises. I'm sorry…..dances!!! and 30 to 40 dancers
surround him and shout"neenga thaan nallavar, neenga thaan
vallavar, neenga naaliku CM, morningna AM, eveningna
PM"…horrible torture and where on earth his costumes are picked
up…fluorescent coloured shirt specially and he makes a point
that in all scenes including his duet or romantic scene his
party's "flaming torch"symbol is projected well. And a grand
make up like rajkiran with a big crown on his head and sandal on
his body(weak hearted people pls omit the scene)
3. Half the film is like assembly meetings and virudhachalam
campaign speeches.and everybody including the villain praises
him .
"naan adangi poravan illai adakitu poravan"
"ivaru kootani vaika maatar,thani aala thaan irupaar"
"ennai nambuna nambikai..mathavang alukku etcharikai"
ivar naadodi illai….naadodi mannan"..
When u atleast have the peace that the director Perarasu didn't
act in this film as he did in tirupathi….after interval even
that dream goes crashed..oops. here we have his entry as
"Speed"lawyer perarasu.he comes and says"naan porandha edam
sivakasi, valarandha idam tirupachi, pona idam tirupathi,ipo
nikaradhu dharmapuri"innum neraya idam poven….(oh god we are
done for…mokkanayakanur, paanaampati, paradesipalayam. .lots to
come ). Soon he will become best competitor of T rajendhar.
Note:- don't miss the scene where captain hits 50 men in a row
with a single kick which even matrix Keanu reaves couldn't get
it right. And also the scene where captain blasts 1000 figure
bombs(kanni vedi.he..he) with his small remote control which we
use for MP3 players in car's.(technology drives…)
Iam sorry guys(?????)I didn't see the climax, I came away ½ hr
before climax as I was in a mood to hit my head somewhere and
cry badly seeing this.
Last but not least "Dharma puri"---poisonous pani puri. Die
another day
Regards,
UV (Unfortunate Viewer)
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jeevitha
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